hi all

you know when i was a kid i used to pronounce hi as ‘hee’ as i thought it was the right pronunciation. i learned it from archie comics so everytime i met my friends i said ‘hee dolly’ , ‘hee shelly’ , ‘hee aditi’ (my best friends at that time;when i was 10) and they all said ‘hee karuna’ to me in return because obviously human being is a born copycat and we dont really think twice before copying others blindly.

gawd. i feel so stupid when i think back on those times. i was so so so weird!. and i used to declothe all my barbies as soon as i opened them and put them to sleep.

and i used to watch a lot of x -files at that time although i dint understand 99% of what was going on but i still saw it nonetheless.

iam writing this post so that you guys who open this occassionaly will understand how i am and how i was and what are my likes and dislikes and what i do for time pass. basically like sheldon from the big bang theory i am conduction an interview with myself and posting it online.

no i mean it will serve a purpose cuz you know you might understand my sense of humour which is basically pretty slapstick. and awesome. and i laugh on all my jokes and can make myself laugh when i am sad.

 so i mean if you are going through the process of reading all the stuff i write you might as well also understand it from my point of view.

yeah ok, so

first my current likes.

1. hrithik roshan

2.lemon tarts and muffins. eating them and baking. i am totally loving baking these days.

3. the songs ‘ishq risk’ and ‘desi boys’ and ‘chammak challo’ and ‘dildaraa’ and ‘stereo hearts’

4. the x factor…that show where they judge you based on your looks and personality rather than your talent. the one with simon cow is well and nicole pussycat doll. its quite entertaining.

5. a new sitcom launched on zee cafe called better with you. its quite funny and i enjoyed it.

6. all things gold. i bought a lot of gold stuff(not actual gold but stuff that looks like gold) from delhi haat. heart?  and nice colorful chunnis. to wear on my cousins wedding.

7. nude pumps. although i havent managed to buy a nice of heels ever. i mean i dont have any color heels. i just wear flats all the time. im quite bored of flats now so i plan a buy nice sexy heels soon.

8. growing my nails. but i think im gonna cut them today as im a little bored of my long nails.

9. family guy. its so retarded.

10. three dogs in my neighbourhood who i have recently befriended called  eespotty , eesmall doggie(hes a puppy) and blackie. a shiny black quite cute female doggie who likes to nibble on peoples flesh/fat so ppl get scared of her but i know that she is just expressing her love, i mean even i bite people i like. its natural.

11. watching cookery shows. like nigella lawson , bitchin kitchen, fabulous cakes, rachel allen etc. basically TLC

yeah so thats my current fav list.

my all time favourites are

1. hrithik roshan

2. finding nemo the movie. ok my top 6 movies are finding nemo>the princess and the frog>bambi>the incredibles>haathi mere saathi>marley and me.

3. bhindi and palak and gobi and rajma and kurlure masala munch and lays masala magic and cheese toast and apples and oranges and mangoes and pizzas and pastas.

4. watching tv .my favourite channels are animal planet, nat geo, star world, zee cafe,TLC and discovery.

5. animals. i absolutely adore them. thats why i turned vegetarian and shunned leather and all animal products except ofcourse milk, cheese ,paneer. like i just dont use stuff that has been tested on animals or which is made out of killing animals. thats why i dont go to KFC anymore. it stinks of  murder there.

6. talking on the phone.

7. shopping. i can shop the entire day and not get bored. i specially love shoes and bags and jewellery and clothes and cute little purple things.

8. the color purple. and black.

9. eating. like spicy stuff. khatta things. and basically fiery things.  dont like sweet much.

10. i love having a bath in the bath tub for hourse. ofcourse i cant relax much in it cuz iam constantly scared of any anaconda/giant squid/shark/weird mutant animal things eating/attacking me whistle i have a lazy bath so iam always alert and i keep pushing the bubbles back to make sure that no such entity is there. but still then i like waddling in the bath tub.

11. i like listening to music while iam having a bath,

12. reading while in the bathroom.

13. role playing. acting. i have done 4 dramas in my life and i throughly enjoyed them. but not like i want to be an actor or anything. i just like copying people. and also making fun of the way they talk,walk,eat etc.

14. not doing my homework and not studying. i love doing that.

15.checking out furniture.

16. amitabh bacchan.

17.fooling my family with made up stories.

18. travelling. i went to this nanitaal trip all by myself. it was fun. and although i havent travelled much but i quite like the idea of going backpacking all around the globe.

19. reading books. and writing poems. and stories. iam trying to write atleast 20 poems so that i can give it for publishing. hopefully.

20. buying gifts for people and then keeping it for myself.

21. painting and drawing. but not THAT much. like moderate.

22. trains.

23.twirling my hair.

24. milk. i like milk. and all milk products.

25. i like listening and telling jokes.

26. sleeping late. ideally. but i dont do that cuz it destroys grey cells responsible for your intelligence.

27. doing make up.

28.i looooooove chai. and coffee.

29. haldirams ki bhujiya.

30. winters and a hot cup of cocoa in my hands and watching my fav movie on the tv with my family. aah, bliss.

31. falling in love. its so exiting.

32. daydreaming.

33.pedicures and massages and aaram farmana.

34. dressing up my brother as a girl. once i forced make up on him by emotionally blackmailing him and he gave in but poor thing cried.

35. sleeping all alone in a sft bed.

36.chawal carbs basically.

37. nature. i like spending time outside the house. in some green place. rolling off small cliffs. once recently i had gone to wutab minar and there for fun i decided to roll down a hill so i did but obviously people dont expect a grown up girl to come rolling a hilltop going ‘wa waw waw wa waw a weeeeee’ anymore. so people started laughing at me. but im so cam that i dint care and rolled again. and obviously second time no one gave it much attention and thankfully at the bottom of the hill when i stopped, i stopped right before a piece og dog shit and saved my face. see’? courage pays off. bhagwan bhi saath deta hai.

38. listening to stories.

ok. now what i dislike.

1. liars. dishonest people. people who think they are too cool who ridicule others. ppl who talk in a fake accent. ppl who are cruel to animals and buy animal fur. ppl who take life toooo seriously. corrupt ppl. like from inside. people who are people pleasers. cowards, ppl who dont like change. ppl who are misers, ppl who are cruel and rude to their parents.

2. blackberry.

3.peanuts.

4.burps and farts in public.

5.body odour.

ok. gawd, iam tired of writing.

il continue this soon .

k.