embarrissing music lessons

hello to all and sundry(i dont know wat tht means but i always wanted to say it)

before i forget these stories and my brain sends them to the recycle bin id better write them down in the cyber space. you see for those who dint know im a trained classical singer. yes. accolades to me. by trained i mean ive studied music for 3 years and given 2 exams and passed with flying colors. this was in class 11 but wen i came to class 12 i gave it up to ‘study properly.’ but got sucky marks anyways cuz i cant do well in math to save my life. well not tht sucky cuz iam brilliant. sorry for blowing my trumpet there for a bit. it was so tht my self inflicted jhandu bam got neutralized. jhandu bam also known as popat, katta, diss,insult. etc.

except for one time in class 9th wen i got 20/20 in my unit test. it was a test on similar trianlges and i dont know how the hell i got full marks.

my parents were on cloud 7 and tuition teacher who was from dhanbad in bihar(but i confused it with baghdad always even though he told me thousands of times that he wasant from there but i still asked him once in a while. ive forgotten his name now. i really liked him. he was nice and he never screamed at me. even wen i got 27/100 in math.he had green eyes and thats all i remember about him now. see? the process of deletion of vital childhood memories about him have already begun)

yes. after that background info on my teacher ill tell you what he did for me

he got me as a reward 20 rupees wale green kurkure. called chilli chtaka. and i had it while he taught me that day.

i just rembered that i always had EXTREMELY (sorry to use such extreme word) UGLY math teachers. from since forever. from childhood i mean.

yeah so coming back to my original story.

as i was saying tht i started classical music in class 9. under the auspicies of a lady whose name i have forgotten. obviously now ive forgotten everything i evre learned.

so she used to come everyday to my house at about 4 thirty, wake me up rather drag me from my bed where i used to go to sleep immediatly after having lunch and teach me music.

along with me my sister nandini aka nandu bail, nand kishore, nandi, dr.gandi, maharaj sahib etc and my brother abhay aka gaglu, belu, oobes goobes, juggles buggles, abbu etc also learned to strum the note with me and aunty.

later on i also bought a guitar and used to go the auntys house to learn it from her daughter who was a major music freak and and knew kathak, singing, tabla and guitar among other things. i also performed in a band thingy with my group and felt like a mini rockstar. so i colored my hair red to support my look . and did other stupid stuff.

ive been doing stupid stuff since forever. like once wen i was about 11 i guess or maybe 10 i used to watch buffy the vampire slayer. also wen i was 10 i used to come home at about 2 thirty and dot at 3 i used to open the tv, suck my 2 middle fingers , twirl my hair with my left hand sit on the dining chair and watch baywatch. i looooved baywatch. and it was strange that my mother dint say anything. i was a major tv freak when i was a young girl. although i cant deny tht im not one now but still at that time the craze of tv was crazier. yeah so i thought i was a vampire and i used to sit outsede the bushes in my colony and show my teeth and make weird noises at people who were enjoying their after dinner walks.

and also i told my best friends mother that she looked like a doberman when she smiled.

yeah so i did stupid stuff.

haan, so once as usual i was sleeping on my bed and i had forgotten that i had a music class that day. and i was sleeping without any underwear beneath my skirt. i dont know why i did tht but i guess it was because of the heat cuz it was summers at that time.

and i was sleeping under the fan and i hadnt taken a sheet to cover myself

so it happened tht wen my music teacher came along with her daughter i was sleeping on the bed with my skirt up on my face and my butt in her face.

yeah so i was lying on the bed on my stomach and she and her daughter saw my butt!!

it was right there!!

in front of her face.

obviously she dint giggle but her daughter buffalowed like there was no tomorrow.

i got up and was sooooooooooo embaressed tht i wen into the bathroom and cursed the almighty a lot about why he made butts and why were they so funny and why could we not just have a body tht did not need to have a butt.

and also cried a bit.

wen i came out propoerly clothed aunty was sitting on my bed with the harmonium and i just couldnt look into her eyes. i sang all off track but she dint scream at me like usual cuz she could see my red face getting redder by the second.

wen she went away..i sat on the interent and searched for memory destroying devices that will smith and tommy had in men in black. those pencil things tht they just flashed in front of peoples faces and they forgot everything.

i obviously dint find anything.

so i watched some more tv to forget bout it.

wen she came the next time i was fully dressed and had sworn not to embaress myself ever in front of anyone but my plan faleterd wen i got hit by a basketball on my head the next day wen id gone out to play badminton with my friend.

yeah so.

tht was all i remember of tht story.

muah muah

ciao(chao)

k.

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