haha. ultimate english!!

hey humans,

this was a really funny email i got…and i thought i should share this with the world!

these are profiles taken from shaadi.com<http://shaadi.com/> .These are

Grammar and spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything is- Straight from the heart!

[watch out for the final few ones! English  lovers TAKE CARE]
In brackets r my comments…….
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Gundumani , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore . if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards ~*~

(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(What Homework??? i think..she means house work…hahahha)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect..please someone make friendship with her.)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck. Now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites…she should watch luck.)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell…)
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants) Infact she doesn’t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ‘ok’. The person is Suffering from ‘Ok-syndrome’ kind of reminds me of our criminal law teacher.)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married

(somebody please explain how to get married completely’?)
( Confused ????? )

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Height of desperation! check out the spelling of please. and please someone marriage her.)
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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments…hahahhahahahahah)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted …

(but credit cards not accepted..???) (Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit’s??????? Is there anything like that. probably someone who doesnt pick his nose or scratch his balls or take gujju(ear wax) out of his nose. or scratch his butt. ive seen police guys doing all of the above. )
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)

k.

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