are you different too? part 2

Hey guys,

Have you heard “baby baby” by Justin bieber? Its awesome isn’t it, im listening to it right now. The one which features ludacris. It makes me want to jiggle my shoulders. Ive noticed that different music or songs makes me want to move different parts of my body. For example, ‘your love is my drug’ by kesha (that artist who looks dirty no matter what she wears, its kinda sexy though) makes me wanna pout my lips. And ‘billo’ by imran khan makes me do pelvic thrusts, and ‘tokoyo rush’ makes me do numerous kung fu moves(or atleast I think they are) and the list goes on.

So have you ever wondered what your life might be if you resembled Katrina kaif or for guys hrithik roshan (have you seen the bone structure on that guy? It looks as if carved out by the goddess of beauty herself)

Life seems pretty good right?

I think that I would get bail of even kasab if I walk through the court room looking like that and flash a piece of my long legs to the justice(I really hope this is not contempt of court :S). btw kasab is dead. He was hanged to death(or is it hung?) and was convicted under like 8000 charges.

But reality check guys, we aren’t them..and anyways even they aren’t them. Kats had like a boob and lip job done and hrithik well….he looks constipated like hell and cheated on his wife with Barbara modi and poor thing used to stammer and has two thumbs.

Ok, all the above probably doesn’t cut out their awesomeness but still….well they still fart and poop like us and have crap in their noses and bad breath, so yeah. They are human all right…just a little bit lucky I guess because they utilized their talents to the best of their abilities and understood what they were all about and did you know introspection. What am i?  they answered that question man. Kat utilized her beautiful face, her long shiny legs and her heavy bosom cuz she cant really act. But she sure can shake her junk well. Have you seen how hot she looks in ‘zara touch me’? even saif was turned on although he was acting and probably had a spot boy two feet away from him to turn him off.

And hrithik had the talent of acting and he tried to chisel that out of himself. And he chiseled his hot bod too pretty well I must add. Except for that garbage bag pants he wore in ‘luck by chance’ which made him look shitty.

So there goes, kat did INTROSPECTION and so did duggu. What am I all about man? Recognize yourself and do it now!!!

Do you wear really big shocking pink earrings and carry a hot red bag when you got to college? Do people make fun of you behind or in front of your face? Are you not cool enough for them? Are you just shunned because you decided to follow your heart and your heart tells you to be fabulous and wear a purple wig today? Who defines ‘coolness’ anyway?

Or maybe people don’t like you because you make up stories about yourself your family and are a compulsive liar? Or maybe you like to sleep with many guys and people refer to you as ho? Or perhaps you are overly emotional and cry at the drop of the act. Or maybe you know you are not funny.

Do you think that you are not worth it?

Well, I think today is the day that you say “**** you” to these ‘people’ cuz that’s what they are ….they are just people …there are tons of them around….but you ..you are ‘special’. You don’t go by the rules of the society, you make your own rules cuz you know why? Because you are SPECIAL and for extraordinary people ordinary rules just wont work.

So don’t be shy to colour your hair green or get a tattoo of a butterfly on your head or your butt for that matter. Do crazy stuff. Do what your heart tells you. Like what morpheus told neo …..free your mind……

No one is talent less and no one is ‘weird’. We are all gods children and we are all equal man. And anyone who says or tells us or makes us feel any different from what we are..and that my friends..is ‘special’ is a big time loser and coward.

So go ahead and wear mismatched clothes like me. I like my colours like that ok people?? I don’t think that red only goes with black..im gonna wear it with orange and so just deal with it.

And if you have a problem with that then go and talk to your shrink about it. Im sure they have drugs for that now.

Here are some things which came to my mind…

1. you are ugly. You have a piggie nose or are as black as the night. ………..learn yoga. People will pay you shitloads of money, respect you, thank you, and wont at all care about how you look like.
2. you are fat and can never be thin……..be a spiritual leader, you don’t have to move much in that,,….just sit at a place and discuss about god and morals and expound upon our epics or holy books. Youll be on tv, and will have lots of money. And people will refer to you as their ‘guruji’ and practically worship you.
3. you are not funny……..at all………..be a painter. Look at Picasso, hussain or leo baby, or salman khan.
4. you are extra sensitive and cant control your emotions…pen those emotions down!! You have no idea how much people will pay to read sad stories and ‘heart touching stuff’ and since its straight coming from the heart ..itll be a cake walk for you.
5. you are overly dramatic…but not good looking…you can play the villan man. They don’t have to be heart stoppingly goodlooking or anything of that sort or even be good actors…you just have to be really angry all the time and look ghastly dramatic and have a scary laugh.(eg amrish puri=ugly and bad actor)
6. you  make up stories and lie so much..people are afraid to ask even ‘what time is it?’ …….you can be a script writer dude!! Or a story writer. Let your imagination

run!!

So you know man….just accept yourself and rock what you got.

Who said only perfect people have the right to live happily? What about us shitheads? Are we not allowed to shine?

Believe and have the courage to be yourself..and what is that? Different!!

Im with you man.

Muah!!!

k.